Friday, September 16, 2005

MISUNDERESTIMATED:

1993, Summer - Mocked for trying to unseat Governor Ann Richards.

1994, Nov. – Defeats Governor Ann Richards to become Governor of Texas.

1998, Nov. – Becomes first Texas Governor to win re-election.

1999, Fall – Mocked for announcing a run for the Presidency.

2000, Winter – The media nominates John McCain for the Republican Party.

2000, Oct. – Mocked by media before three debates with Al Gore.

2000, Oct. – Wins all three debates against Al Gore.

2000, Nov. – Dirty trick unleashed by Gore Campaign and media.

2000, Nov. – Dan Rather calls Florida for Gore one hour before polls close.

2000, Nov. – Bush Wins election when Katherine Harris certifies Florida’s election.

2000, Nov. – Democrats try to steal election through courts.

2000, Dec. – Supreme Court stops Democrats from stealing the election

2001, Spring – Bush gets his first round of tax cuts passed.

2001, Summer – Jim Jeffords hands Senate control to Tom Daschle and the Democrats.

2001, Aug. – Bush Job Approval hits all-time low according to lib media polls.

2001, Sep. – 9/11/01 terrorist attacks destroy WTC and define Bush Presidency.

2001, Sep. – Bush has bullhorn moment at the WTC.

2001, Sep. – Bush galvanizes the nation in his speech before a joint session of Congress.

2001, Oct. – Democrats say Bush is dragging his feet on responding to the attacks.

2001, Oct. – The U.S. Military begins destroying the Taliban the next day.

2001, Oct. – Democrats say the War in Afghanistan is a quagmire in week one.

2002, Spring – Media and Democrats say Bush knew about 9-11 before it happened.

2002, Summer – Bush begins debate on removing Saddam Hussein.

2002, Sep. – Democrats say Bush is dragging his feet on dealing with Iraq.

2002, Sep. - Democrats demand Homeland Security Department.

2002, Nov. – Bush bets his popularity and the GOP wins back Senate, gains in House.

2002, Nov. – Homeland Security Act of 2002 passes to create new department.

2002, Dec. – Congress passes the Iraq War Resolution. Most Democrats support it.

2003, Mar. – War in Iraq begins.

2003, Apr. – Democrats call Iraq a quagmire one week after war starts.

2003, Apr. – Baghdad falls.

2003, Apr. – Media focuses on looting of Museum. Turns out most artifacts are fine.

2003, May – Bush gets 2nd round of tax cuts passed with GOP Senate helped elect.

2003, July – ‘Bad tan’ Joe Wilson becomes media darling when he lies about Niger.

2003, July – Uday and Qusay take permanent dirt knap.

2003, Aug. – Foreign terrorists begin car bombing. Media calls foreigners, insurgents.

2003, Sep. – Bush Job Approval hits all time low. Lower than previous low in Aug. 2001

2003, Dec. – Saddam Hussein is captured in Mosul. Democrats cry.

2004, Jan. – Dean implodes. Kerry becomes ‘electable’ savior.

2004, Jan. – David Kay becomes media darling with his WMD testimony.

2004, Jan. – Paul ‘mumbles’ O’Neill gets 60 Minutes red carpet.

2004, Jan. – Bush Job Approval hits new all-time low according to lib media polls.

2004, Feb. – Richard Clarke gets 60 Minutes red carpet. The horror. The horror.

2004, Mar. – Bush Job Approval hits new all-time low according to lib media polls.

2004, May – Abu Ghraib photos are paraded on 60 Minutes Wednesday.

2004, May – Bush Job Approval hits new all-time low according to lib media polls.

2004, June – 9-11 Commission becomes platform for the Jersey girls to bash Bush.

2004, Summer – Fahrenheit 9-11 anti- American propaganda film becomes media hit.

2004, Aug. – Anti-Bush liberals led by the very fat Michael Moore march in NYC.

2004, Sep. – Bush ends convention with a speech that crushes Democrats hopes.

2004, Sep. – 60 Minutes Wednesday gives America Memo-gate with a story on Bush.

2004, Sep. – 1,000th soldier dies in Iraq War. Democrats and media celebrate.

2004, Oct. – Bush mocked for poor performances against John Kerry in debates.

2004, Oct. – Afghanistan holds a successful First Presidential Election.

2004, Oct. - NY Times puts out fake story on missing ammo in Iraq.

2004, Oct. – Osama Bin Laden endorses John Kerry.

2004, Nov. – Fake Exit Polls produced by the AP on Election Day to discourage GOP.

2004, Nov. – Bush Wins Re-election 51 – 48 with over 62 Million votes.

2004, Nov. – GOP makes huge gains in both the Senate and the House.

2004, Nov. – Insane liberals claim the election in Ohio was stolen.

2005, Jan. – Sen. Barbara Boxer embarrasses herself by protesting the Election Results.

2005, Jan. – Democrats say the election in Iraq will be a blood bath.

2005, Jan. – 8 Million Iraqis vote. Their turnout nearly matches ours.

2005, Apr. – Lebanon defies Syria. Moves toward kicking them out.

2005, Spring – Terrorists begin large car bombing campaign in Iraq. Democrats celebrate

2005, July – Bush Job Approval hits new all-time low according to lib media polls.

2005, July – Media puts Karl Rove in jail. Media resurrects ‘Bad tan’ Joe Wilson.

2005, Aug. – Media gives bullhorn to Cindy Sheehan.

2005, Aug. – Iraqis create their First Constitution.

2005, Aug. – Hurricane Katrina blows Cindy Sheehan off the map.

2005, Sep. – Media and Democrats blame Bush for the delay in the response.

2005, July – Bush Job Approval hits new all-time low according to lib media polls.

2005, Sep. – Bush sends General Honore to take control. The military succeeds.

2005, Sep. – Bush delivers speech that uplifts America and demoralizes Democrats.

2005, Sep. - On the verge of having John Roberts confirmed. The Teflon Bork.

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