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Now with B16!The Curt Jester ^ 4/21/05 Jeff Miller
Posted on 04/21/2005 1:43:23 PM PDT by Atheist2Theist

You might have been told in the past that Humanae Vitaemins were not good for you or that if your conscience decided you didn't need Humanae Vitaemins you could safely ignore them. Latest cultural medical studies have proven the link between lack of Humanae Vitaemins and the lack of children. These studies show the extreme cultural malnutrition from not getting their *RDA of required spiritual nutrition.
Now with B16, Ut Unum Sintrum, has all the required nutrients you have relied on in the past and more. B16 works well with and expands with needed intake daily intake such as VII and JP2 (Beta-Karoltene) and will not interfere in any way them. In fact the synergetic effect will only enhance your spiritual metabolism.
The B16 caplets have a special smooth coating allowing you to swallow them without any water. Yet it is true with B16 you do not have to water it down in any way. Our B16 is doctrinally pure with no heretical impurities such as those found in anti-Humanae Vitaemins.
Studies have conclusively proven that people taking B16 daily will continue to have smooth running and orthodox metabolism for years to come. B16 in trials has proven not to be harsh or difficult as had been initially reported.
We are also introducing Ut Unum Sintrum for children since your children our never too young to start off with proper spiritual growth. Parents will be pleased to know that our Humanae Vitaemins are not sugar coated, just like everything else we offer with B16 in it. Guaranteed not to cause truth decay or any form of spiritual rot. The children's tablets come in fun shapes like German Shepherds and Rottweilers.
*Ratzinger Daily Allowance
Disclaimer: B16 is not a miracle drug and will not remove any crosses you might bear. Though clinical trials have shown that a steady diet of truth supplemented with B16 will enable you better to embrace your cross and to carry it daily. For best results please use B16 with plenty of prayer and thanks be to God.
Caution: B16 has been known to cause allergies, shrill behavior, and coughing fits to some theologians, clergy, religious, and laity. Especially those who have had Spirit of Vatican Flu in the past.
Tell your health care provider if you are dissident and they can help you overcome your deficient diet and prepare you for true health with full dosages of B16. Or contact your local Orthodoxpedic surgeon for further information.
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1 posted on 04/21/2005 1:43:24 PM PDT by Atheist2Theist
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To: Atheist2Theist
Please, Mister, please - don't play B17...
2 posted on 04/21/2005 2:03:42 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (I have learned to deal with change. Any possibility of letting me try some currency?)
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