Friday, May 14, 2004

this is Friday. More good stuff from Dilbert :)
Here now, more quotes from Induhviduals, submitted by DNRC field operatives.
"The problem is we have too many Indians and not enough chickens."

"Just because he's our landlord doesn't mean he owns the place."

"We want this to be effective with a capital A!"

"Stands out like a dog's sore thumb."

"We have to go back and look at each other in the mirror."

"He doesn't have half a brain to piss in!"

"She used enough Scotch Tape to feed a third world country."

"There is enough water here to sink a fish!"

"They need to get all their ducks in one sock".

"This thing is hanging over my head like a bad penny."

"What part of 'no' don't you understand? Is it the 'N', or the 'Zero'?"

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